(403): Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
(902): Now that there’s no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I’m going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
(Original cropped to make the image slightly more amusing.)
(520): So you had sex with my brother?
(1-520): It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sorry for the interruption - I have managed to re-leg my dying computer one more time, so I will be trying to rebuild my queue over the next two days before I run out completely (providing, of course, that it can handle this). Please bear with us for the next two days, as they’re going to be jokes centered around Quatre’s love life as well, since that was the set I’d last made and I hadn’t added any more to be sprinkled in to shake things up after that. Computer willing, we’ll return you to more cracks about other GW characters right after that.
Thank you for your patience.
(714): im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
(832): Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
(216): ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
(608): NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
(423): Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
(716): Dear Beer Goggles, it’s time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
najahaje:Laptop is more or less dead. Not sure how long until replacement possible due to complete lack of funds all the time haha yay. May be days, may be months. Will use Tumblr through PS3 when able. Fuck min wage. That is all.
TFAC195 - There are only 7 in my queue. When they run out, I will be unable to create more until new laptop is found. I apologize for the inconvenience. Please bear with us. I may choose to open submissions to cover the impending void. Stay tuned.
(773): I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I’m going super saiyan when they kick in.
(705): Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
(916): Dont act like I’m the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
(252): Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.